Well hello, Stranger!


These things are always so awkward.


What can I say...


I could say "Hi! I'm Samantha! I have three boys and have been married for what feels like eons. I love this job with all of my being and this is my passion in life. I also love long walks on the beach and a good iced coffee"....


Those things, while super true, are really boring. So I'll say this...


I say crazy things on Instagram and ask fun, intrusive questions to get people talking. I also tell stories on there that I can one day use to embarrass the crap out of my kids. Keeping them grounded, right? I consider it my second job, even though I definitely don't get paid (the audacity!). I also really enjoy snuggling other people's babies and then sending them home. I mean... Somewhere in there I capture special moments too. For which I do get paid. At least until Instagram comes to it's senses. Or until I marry Paul Rudd. Whichever comes first.

My boys. Don't let this fool you, I had to pay that little one on the left $20 to do this.

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